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As if driving wasn’t stressful enough, now you can add extra tension to your journey – by having Jeremy Clarkson hectoring you from your sat nav.

The Top Gear host is lending his voice to the latest navigation system from TomTom. In true Clarkson style, he will bark out: ‘Turn right. Turn RIGHT. You missed it! For the love of . . !’

And instead of the usual instruction to ‘Do a U-turn where possible’, he will order drivers to perform a handbrake turn where safe to do so.

He told The Sunday Times: ‘It is mostly about the tone of voice I use.

‘There’s a tone of voice I use when ordering people to do things, so, “I said left, left, I said left”, you know, that kind of thing. 

‘It’s not a gentle sat nav voice, put it like that.’

To be honest, I think most Top Gear fans will quite enjoy being told what to do by Jezza! 

(via Mail Online)

Looks like I will need to get a tom-tom